RL’s got some explaining to do. While I already can’t see how a missing laptop is worth a million dollars(unless you’re trying to hide a gay past life), whats even more perplexing is the fact that the guy who recovered the shit has yet to be compensated. Maybe he’ll pay him to be his diamond girl. Lol I’m on a roll.
According to a German website, some guy named Bernd P. has found Ryan’s million dollar laptop in a forest. Now as stupid as this may seem already; the story takes an interesting twist worth speculating when it was also reported that Ryan Leslie has yet to respond to any of the email’s from the guy who recovered the shit and handed it over to the police. If this story is true then Ryan Leslie is a true Harlem nigga.
First I would wonder, what the fuck was Ryan Leslie doing in a forest?
Then I would wonder, why is this making local news now when the laptop was turned in during the month of November?
And consequently I would wonder, what the fuck could be on that laptop that’s worth a million dollars? Besides beats, mastered songs, and pictures of him kissing another guy? I guess I’m reaching out on a limb here.
Let this be a lesson learned, if you find something that’s potentially worth what it’s hyped up to be; don’t get the police involved. Shit, a nigga like me wouldn’t have given the shit back. This guy drives a fuckin Ferrari; he can afford a loss.
Do you think another man would return your laptop if you lost it?
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