Sex Sex Sex…..Man I know endless amounts of people who can’t get enough of it. I mean especially growing up in New York; there isn’t much for us to do but smoke, drink, work retail(smh), Promote, or sex. Its pretty much the same routine for us, but when we go to the south its like sex is mandatory on a daily basis just off the fact that we NY bred. Though, thats not what this blog is about. I want to shake things up a little for those who are brave enough. I (Jory Johnson) am a sex addict. I’d fuck all day if I could without hitting a low sperm count lol. I don’t run from this nor to I take it lightly. I love females; like if I could manage to have more than one relationship and love more than one person I would. Not because I’m some trifling nigga, but because I love women. I can’t get enough of women. Unfortunately, my love for sex has brought me along some routes I wished I didn’t cross.
I’ve done it all pretty much. Fucked girlfriends, Fucked ex girlfriend’s friends, Fucked girls that my girlfriend’s despised, Fucked my man’s girlfriends, Fucked my man’s ex girlfriends, pretty much anything possible I’ve done. All with my lubricated partner in crime. Now I know I know, y’all are proly reading this shit like “This is a fucked up nigga” but no. Thats not the case. I’ve only fucked girlfriends of my friends that stopped fuckin with me when I got knocked in 05. So it was sort of like my payback in a preserved fashion. I’ve only fucked friends of my girlfriends that played me. Anyway, I’m young man. I learn a new lesson everyday and I wouldn’t change anything. Last night I was texting some chick that’s telling me how her man isn’t in NY and she fucked some dude the first time she chilled with him. Pretty fucked up but she’s 18 so I’ll let it slide. The world is a foul place so things like this are minor misfortunes.
So anyway, I want all of my regular readers & first time viewers to dish out their worse sex stories. Did he cum too fast, was her pussy smelling funny, she didn’t shave, was he smaller than you thought? All stories accepted and if you want you could remain anonymous. I just suggest you use a throwaway email before you comment if your that scared.
Now as for me:
I remember one of my worse sex experiences. It was with a chick I knew since jr high. So she comes over and we have general conversation for a bit then we start to get down to business. Now the ass was looking cake & shit from her pics I’ve seen but in person it’s just a fuckin disaster. Ass reminded me of a piece of un-molded pizza dough. The panties were generic, if its one thing I hate its ugly panties. Get creative with yours; don’t come with no plain panties on because my dick will go down if I’m not sexually attracted to you. Now on top of all this she isn’t even shaved. I remember asking her “WTF is that a mow-hawk?!” and she goes on and laughs. Shit wasn’t funny though. So anyway we get into fuckin and its like just the worse smh. Good thing I got all this on camera…well thats not a good thing but you know. So 30 mins exactly into it, I go to fuck her from the back and my dick goes down. I wasn’t interested anymore; also tired of hearing these moose like moans from this chick. Worse sex ever. It just seemed like time slowed down while everything was in motion. Never again. However, me and my sex addict ways were doomed from when she first took her panties off. Moral of the story if the mood isn’t right then don’t try to make it.
Please feel free to share your worst stories. Remember sex sells but controversy sells the sex.